Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$54.00
Sale price
$54.00
Regular price
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Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs
A highly active department specializing in concern, feeding, and asking why you never call.
Some mothers have hobbies. Jewish mothers have a full-time government agency running in the background at all times. The Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs design turns that sacred institution into an official-looking emblem of love, anxiety, and deeply committed overinvolvement.
Featuring celestial lines, soft vintage tones, and the kind of quiet authority that says you’re too thin, take a jacket, this piece honors the ancient administrative arts of checking in, worrying preemptively, and making sure you’ve eaten recently enough to survive the next 14 minutes.
It’s part cosmic seal, part emotional bureaucracy, and completely correct.
Perfect for moms, bubbes, favorite children, and anyone raised under the jurisdiction of the Department of Concern & Feeding.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs Unisex Hoodie
$54.00
Sale price
$54.00
Regular price
A highly active department specializing in concern, feeding, and asking why you never call.
Some mothers have hobbies. Jewish mothers have a full-time government agency running in the background at all times. The Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs design turns that sacred institution into an official-looking emblem of love, anxiety, and deeply committed overinvolvement.
Featuring celestial lines, soft vintage tones, and the kind of quiet authority that says you’re too thin, take a jacket, this piece honors the ancient administrative arts of checking in, worrying preemptively, and making sure you’ve eaten recently enough to survive the next 14 minutes.
It’s part cosmic seal, part emotional bureaucracy, and completely correct.
Perfect for moms, bubbes, favorite children, and anyone raised under the jurisdiction of the Department of Concern & Feeding.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.