Chabad of Mars Unisex T-shirt
Black / S
$34.00
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$34.00
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Because no Jew should be more than a short shuttle ride from tefillin, Torah, and a mildly guilt-infused invitation to do one more mitzvah. This shirt imagines the inevitable future where Judaism has officially gone interplanetary, and somehow Chabad got there first with a folding table, a pair of tefillin, and unshakable confidence.
Perfect for space nerds, Jewish nerds, and anyone who knows deep down that if humanity makes it to Mars, there will absolutely be a menorah there by night two.
Soft, lightweight, and ideal for wandering the desert, the diaspora, or the red planet.
Disclaimer: Not officially affiliated with Chabad, NASA, or any future Martian rabbinical authority.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Chabad of Mars Unisex T-shirt
$34.00
Sale price
$34.00
Regular price
Perfect for space nerds, Jewish nerds, and anyone who knows deep down that if humanity makes it to Mars, there will absolutely be a menorah there by night two.
Soft, lightweight, and ideal for wandering the desert, the diaspora, or the red planet.
Disclaimer: Not officially affiliated with Chabad, NASA, or any future Martian rabbinical authority.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras