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Because no Jew should be more than a short shuttle ride from tefillin, Torah, and a mildly guilt-infused invitation to do one more mitzvah. This shirt imagines the inevitable future where Judaism has officially gone interplanetary, and somehow Chabad got there first with a folding table, a pair of tefillin, and unshakable confidence.
Perfect for space nerds, Jewish nerds, and anyone who knows deep down that if humanity makes it to Mars, there will absolutely be a menorah there by night two.
Soft, lightweight, and ideal for wandering the desert, the diaspora, or the red planet.
Disclaimer: Not officially affiliated with Chabad, NASA, or any future Martian rabbinical authority.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Chabad of Mars Unisex Hoodie
$54.00
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$54.00
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Perfect for space nerds, Jewish nerds, and anyone who knows deep down that if humanity makes it to Mars, there will absolutely be a menorah there by night two.
Soft, lightweight, and ideal for wandering the desert, the diaspora, or the red planet.
Disclaimer: Not officially affiliated with Chabad, NASA, or any future Martian rabbinical authority.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.