Chabad of Mars Die-cut sticker

Because no Jew should be more than a short shuttle ride from tefillin, Torah, and a mildly guilt-infused invitation to do one more mitzvah. This shirt imagines the inevitable future where Judaism has officially gone interplanetary, and somehow Chabad got there first with a folding table, a pair of tefillin, and unshakable confidence.

Perfect for space nerds, Jewish nerds, and anyone who knows deep down that if humanity makes it to Mars, there will absolutely be a menorah there by night two.

Soft, lightweight, and ideal for wandering the desert, the diaspora, or the red planet.

Disclaimer: Not officially affiliated with Chabad, NASA, or any future Martian rabbinical authority.

• Vinyl with matte finish
• Sizes: 2″ × 2″ (5.1 × 5.1 cm), 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm), 4″ × 4″ (10.2 × 10.2 cm), 5″ × 5″ (12.7 × 12.7 cm), 6″ × 6″ (15.2 × 15.2 cm)
• Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years
• Easy-peel backing
• Blank product sourced from the US