Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs Eco Tote Bag
$32.00
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$32.00
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Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs
A highly active department specializing in concern, feeding, and asking why you never call.
Some mothers have hobbies. Jewish mothers have a full-time government agency running in the background at all times. The Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs design turns that sacred institution into an official-looking emblem of love, anxiety, and deeply committed overinvolvement.
Featuring celestial lines, soft vintage tones, and the kind of quiet authority that says you’re too thin, take a jacket, this piece honors the ancient administrative arts of checking in, worrying preemptively, and making sure you’ve eaten recently enough to survive the next 14 minutes.
It’s part cosmic seal, part emotional bureaucracy, and completely correct.
Perfect for moms, bubbes, favorite children, and anyone raised under the jurisdiction of the Department of Concern & Feeding.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs Eco Tote Bag
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
A highly active department specializing in concern, feeding, and asking why you never call.
Some mothers have hobbies. Jewish mothers have a full-time government agency running in the background at all times. The Ministry of Jewish Maternal Affairs design turns that sacred institution into an official-looking emblem of love, anxiety, and deeply committed overinvolvement.
Featuring celestial lines, soft vintage tones, and the kind of quiet authority that says you’re too thin, take a jacket, this piece honors the ancient administrative arts of checking in, worrying preemptively, and making sure you’ve eaten recently enough to survive the next 14 minutes.
It’s part cosmic seal, part emotional bureaucracy, and completely correct.
Perfect for moms, bubbes, favorite children, and anyone raised under the jurisdiction of the Department of Concern & Feeding.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.